The closing paragraph of the internal report read like a line from a political comedy: If the Galactic Empire can be felled by a missing red flag in a personnel file, what hope do mere corporations have?
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ST. HILARY, OREGON – A verdict has been reached in the unprecedented trial
SwitchBot has unveiled the "Kata Friend," a robotic teddy bear equipped with cameras and Large Language Models to "read the room" and comfort owners. Privacy advocates are thrilled to finally have a gadget that combines the warmth of a hug with the data collection practices of an interrogation room
We nominated 800 critical data elements. Now every report is “critical,” every request is “urgent,” and our CDE review is a monthly ritual of renaming columns. How do we stop
Human handles feelings, snacks, and the sentence you needed to hear. Algorithm handles calibration, calendars, and the memory of every promise made since 2019.
